Best of P05+37 Signs You’ve Been Here Too Long

A. BEST OF PIXELACHE ‘05 (THE RESULTS)
B. SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT OF PIXELACHE (from various people)
C. 37 SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN IN FINLAND TOO LONG

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A. BEST OF PIXELACHE ‘05
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Thanks everyone for sending in your votes and humorous suggestions. For each category, there is the top vote-getter and the runner-up. When people used different language to describe something, I usually picked the simplest description. If you still want to submit a vote, you can send it to me, and maybe it will make it into the version that is posted online at pixelache.ac -Naeem

BEST PIXELACHE ORGANIZER:
Juha Huuskonen
RUNNER UP: Aura Seikkula

BEST PIXELACHE ORGANIZER WHOSE LAST NAME IS NOT HUUSKONEN
Mikko Laajola (…or Mikko Lindholm)
RUNNER UP: Ville Hyvönen

BEST DJ
Peerspex
RUNNER UP: Youth hostel cook on Suomenlinna

BEST VJ
Frank-en-Lisa (SF&L)
RUNNER UP: Peerspex+RESPAM, Robovision, Machinista
(there were many votes for this category)

BEST PROJECTION
A Day on Earth
RUNNER UP: “One with cube”, Malfunctionalism’s jigsaw, Chicken video by Osmo Puupera

BEST POLITICAL DISCUSSION
“Did we have one?”
RUNNER UP: “VJing is not wallpaper” debate

BEST INSTALLATION
Musicbox.
RUNNER UP: Suomenlinna Fortress

BEST HELSINKI STREET TREND
Takatukka hair cut
RUNNER UP: Palestinian kufiya scarfs as fashion statement, street-love-relationstress-with-violence

BEST ART AT KIASMA MUSEUM
Dear Zitko’s Mom (”Thank you for letting your son scribble on the wall”)
RUNNER UP: Peter Forgacs’ multi-screen

BEST NEW TECHNOLOGY
Breaking glass by singing
RUNNER UP: Wireless in kiasma.

BEST OLD TECHNOLOGY
Video projectors
RUNNER UP: Juha’s laptop, Coffee machines on ferry

BEST ANALOG TECHNOLOGY
Knife and fork.
RUNNER UP: Lights

BEST NEW PHRASE
“We put it under a creative commons licence.”
RUNNER UP: “A hungry woman is an angry woman”

MOST OVERUSED PHRASE
“A bit tired, but OK”
RUNNER UP: “We put it under a creative commons licence”, ‘It comes from headACHE”, “We are making a plan!”

BEST USE OF BLUETOOTH
Loca

BEST OPEN-SOURCE
Dyne:bolic
RUNNER UP: Christina’s Open Source lunch

BEST NON-EUROPEAN TREND
Used in India

FASTEST SPEAKER
Naeem when presenting “DisappearedInAmerica”

BEST PREDICTION FOR FUTURE
Oswald Spengler’s “Decline of the West”
RUNNER UP: Nokia will pay all our rent

BEST BLOG
Xer-Files.blogspot.com

BEST ACCENT
South Asian at ferry at 5.30 AM
RUNNER UP: Bifo, American

BEST THING ABOUT BEING ON SUOMENLINA
Discovering the work-camp (’Allowance forbidden’)
RUNNER UP: Giant vintage dock with old frigates

BEST THING ABOUT BEING IN A HOTEL IN CITY
Being able to rest anytime you want

BEST THING ABOUT CRASHING ON SOMEBODY’S COUCH IN CITY
Hotel-Hacking (gymnastics of social surfing and stomach-filling)

BEST BAR
M-bar
RUNNER UP: Cheesy russian-mafia-style place (Uniq? “I thought Finland was part of the west before 89?”)

BEST PERFORMANCE VENUE
Umo (”But why did they close early?”)
RUNNER UP: Sibelius Academy

BEST SPONTANEOUS HANGING-OUT VENUE
Terrace of Kiasma
RUNNER UP: Hostel kitchen after night ferry.

BEST LATE NIGHT FOOD
Katukeittiö in Kontula
RUNNER UP: Jaskan Grilli, Pizza delivered to chinese restaurant that won’t serve food

MOST WIDESPREAD FOOD
Chips & beer
RUNNER UP: Experimental Hotdogs

BEST DRINK
Kilju
RUNNER UP: Koskenkorva viina

BEST REMINDER THAT HELSINKI IS WORLD’S THIRD MOST EXPENSIVE CITY
Kiasma Cafe
RUNNER UP: “Packet of cigarettes @ E 5 at M-bar for opening it and handing it to me”, “E15 for 2 gin and tonics @ Uniq”, “My wallet when back home”

BEST TECH TROUBLESHOOTER
Technical assistant with red wristband that says, “Don’t tell me about setup, I know more than you.”
RUNNER UP: Evy

BEST URL
Katastro.fi

BEST SNACK DURING PIXELACHE BREAK
Red wine

MOST LIKELY ACCIDENT WHEN 10 LAPTOPS ARE SIDE-BY-SIDE AT KIASMA
Wireless electricity being invented.

BEST THING ABOUT KIASMA VENUE
Lunch with Nokia

BEST THING ABOUT NIFCA VENUE
Initimate ghetto feeling
RUNNER UP: Architecture

MOST OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED NAME
Stachel.
RUNNER UP: Karthik

BEST INFO TABLE GIVEAWAY
Dyne:bolic cd

BEST ANTI-CORPORATE RANT
Cecilia’s Nokia blog

BEST RESPONSE TO SURVEILLANCE STATE
Behave like drunk Muslim, grow a beard

BEST “NOKIA GUY”
“Did not meet any”
RUNNER UP: Francesco Cara who mentioned streamtime.org for Indonesia

BEST “OTHER”
Userradio - August Black

BEST SPONSOR
Avek
RUNNER UP: NIFCA

THING YOU’LL MISS MOST ABOUT P05
All the new friends

THING YOU’LL MISS THE LEAST ABOUT P05
Food
RUNNER UP: The night ferry

BEST JIM JARMUSCH/”NIGHT ON EARTH” MOMENT
5 in the morning - trying to find the ferry. Naeem & Robert saying to Cecile, you (blond woman, not brown and “dangerous”) ask her. She will be afraid of us.” So I asked the woman who didn’t look me in the eye, she walked faster-faster away. Next people in the really empty Helsinki streets were two guys and a girl, surrounded by empty beer bottles. Asking the way to the ferry the first boy indicated south: ‘It’s there, yeah, i’m pretty sure.” The other guy was not convinced, he raised his arm to point to the east. “Naw, it is probably in that direction.” The girl, seriously puzzled, finger pointed in the way we had just come from. “North.”

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B. SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT OF PIXELACHE
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1. Place panelists in housing that is more centralized. Many of us were scattered so could not connect afterwards.

2. Make a DVD with everybody’s presentation (powerpoint), or videos of everybody’s presentation. We could buy this.

3. More Asian, Latino and African panelists and audience

4. More political panels. It’s not just about the technology, but what YOU DO WITH IT- especially in the current global climate

5. Figuring out a way to not have panels that are at 10 AM with very few attendees (maybe publicize better, or more central location)

6. Splitting between island and city had mixed results. Lot of time was sucked up by the ferry travel.

7. Have Pixelache in non-European locations as well

8. Directory of everyone’s emails

9. Keep the internal mailing list going, but only for low-volume announcements, not discussion

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C. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN IN FINLAND TOO LONG, WHEN…
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And here’s a list from the net. Top 37 signs you’ve been in Finland too long, each item followed by commentary from a long-time resident.

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN IN FINLAND TOO LONG, WHEN…
http://www.helsinginsanomat.fi/english/extras/toolong

1. You rummage through your plastic bag collection to see which ones you should keep to take to the store and which can be sacrificed to garbage.

Apparently the plastic bags - formerly free, now costing about EUR 0.10-0.15 - supplied by Finnish shopkeepers are vastly superior to those in other countries. It’s probably something to do with the weight of bottles they need to be able to withstand. In bag-stretching competitions (don’t laugh, the Finns have had dumber contests than that - most of these wacky competitions are all that the American media ever report about the place) they have allegedly outperformed most condoms currently on the market. In any event, sales of the small black plastic bin-bags (not the BIG ones that line dustbin/garbage cans, but the little ones for in-home use) are pretty poor, and everyone uses the plastic shopping bags as temporary storage for garbage till it gets chucked out. An alternative and less attractive theory is that Finns are too cheap to consider buying shopping bags. Take your pick.

2. When a stranger on the street smiles at you:
a. you assume he is drunk
b. he is insane
c. he’s an American

Err… isn’t he? This one is getting a bit dated, really. Nobody smiles at you on the street, but the reason is that they are too busy talking into a cellphone or downloading their e-mail from a PDA to recognize anything much more than a few feet of sidewalk immediately in front of their feet.

3. You don’t think twice about putting the wet dishes away in the cupboard to dry.

Ah. Well. Now, I could tell you that dishwashers seem much more common here than in Britain, and that the British habit - the poor devils often only have that one sink and the silly two taps - of not rinsing plates before they put them to dry makes me gag, but the secret to this one is that Finnish houses and apartments have excellent draining cupboards over the sink-unit, where the plates can dry off. No messing with a soggy tea-cloth to dry them. One great advantage of this is that the neighbours never give you “Souvenir of Where-we-went” tea-cloths as a gift for looking after their mail and newspapers, but something requiring a little more thought. When the plates are good and dry, you stack them in the cupboard where you keep them. Simple, really. But in our house, the chances are that the plates and eating-irons hit the table straight from the dishwasher anyway…

4. A friend asks about your holiday plans and you answer: “Oh, I’m going to Europe!” meaning any other Western European country outside Scandinavia.

OK. Someone’s got to be on the periphery…and we do tend to identify with the other Scandinavian countries, however much we bitch about their respective faults. In many ways, Finland is an island. This is best seen in the fact that numerous rock bands and other artists think twice before playing Helsinki, as they will have to cart 25 truckloads of equipment by sea from Sweden and back, thus adding two or three days to their schedule for just the one gig.

5. You see a student taking a front row seat and wonder “Who does he think he is!!??”

I suppose this can only mean Finnish university students do not volunteer information for discussion at lectures. Many of them are probably asleep, and being young, have not yet perfected the technique employed by MPs, ministers and heads of state for appearing to be awake whilst dozing through meetings.

6. Silence is fun.

The national characteristic of polite reserve, currently being remodelled as people talk energetically into their Nokias and run up huge phone bills on mobile internet or TV chat-channels. The old stereotype of “talkative as a Finn” is becoming endangered as the country grows increasingly urbanised and people have to communicate. On a related note, Midsummer, a very liquid festival held at or around the Summer Solstice, contains one element that proves Finns do have a voice. As the evening wears on, robust and inebriated males of the species engage in good-humoured shouting across lakes at one another, thus: “Pekkaaaaaa, Pekkaaaa”, “Arskaaaaa, Arskaaa”. The conversation does not usually get much further than bellowed first names, I’m afraid. In such cases, a bit of silence would be fun.

7. The reason you take the ferry to Stockholm or Tallinn is:
a. duty free vodka
b. duty free beer
c. to party heartily…no need to get off the boat in Stockholm or Tallinn, just turn around and do it again on the way back to Finland.

Finns are only mid-way up the European league table in terms of per capita alcohol consumption (6.7 litres per head of 100% alcohol a year, by comparison with the boozy sods in Luxemburg or France who drink nearly twice as much). However, the Finns are the Maurice Greens and Michael Johnsons of the drinking sport, rather than long-distance runners (which is a bit strange when you think about it, given our earlier glories at long-distance running). Alcohol is still viewed to some extent as a forbidden fruit; even after the recent reductions, it is still rather heavily taxed, and whilst the Alko stores are increasingly pleasant and well-stocked places to shop, the truth is still that wines and spirits are not as easily available as in Central Europe. Hence (at least this is my theory and I’m sticking to it) it pays to have a decent belt of the stuff and get some benefit, if it’s costing so much and is hard to come by. Sipping is for wusses. In recent years, partly as a result of tax differentials on wine, Finns have moved from the grain and hops mentality in the direction of wine-drinking. At the same time, they have slipped closer towards a European attitude to drink - a couple of glasses on a weekday evening after work - without totally surrendering their proud national traditions of getting legless on Friday and Saturday nights and then going jogging the next morning to shake off the cobwebs. A great deal will change in May 2004, when Estonia joins the EU. This is the reason the government brought down booze prices in March, as it was thought prudent not to encourage people to import hundreds of litres of vodka as soon as the import restrictions were lifted. It remains to be seen how well this will work.

8. Your coffee consumption exceeds 6 cups a day and coffee is too weak if there is less than two spoonfuls per person.

Hey…the coffee’s damned good here. And we don’t make a fetish out of it like the Americans have started to do. We just drink the stuff, and don’t give it fancy foreign names and a huge price-tag. At least we don’t drink that instant coffee muck. Note from 2004: We’ll have to climb down on this one a bit. Latte prices have got ridiculous, but Finns still tend to drink more coffee at home than in cafés.

9. You pass a grocery store and think: “Wow, it is open, I had better go in and buy something!”

Opening hours have been pretty much deregulated, and most supermarkets are open till at least 8 or 9, shops no longer close infuriatingly at 2 on Saturdays, and they seem to be forever advertising Sunday opening in the papers. Sunday opening is common in the summer, and also in the run-up to Christmas. Kiosks are open till 21.00, petrol stations often later. This is a typically outdated claim about the country.

10. Your native language has seriously deteriorated, now you begin to “eat medicine”, “open the television”, “close the lights off”, and tell someone: “you needn’t to!”. Expressions like “Don’t panic” creep into your everyday language.

Errr… Yeah. I guess.

11. You associate pea soup with Thursday.

Several hundred years ago, when Finland was still a part of Sweden and taxes were levied for the King, money was scarce and peas were used for payment. However, since peas had hitherto mostly been used as pig food, something had to be done to raise their status. The population was thus encouraged to eat pea soup. Soldiers got a weekly portion of pea soup, sometimes strengthened with pig’s trotters and the fatty parts of pork. After the meal the bones were used for magic. Thursday became pea soup day, since the Catholic religion proscribed meat on Fridays and people needed a solid dinner the day before. Over the centuries pea soup has acquired at least nine different names in Finnish; moreover it has also become a traditional Shrovetide food, before Lent. Today pea soup is also inseparably connected with the Finnish oven-baked dessert pancake.

12. Your idea of unforgivable behaviour now includes walking across the street when the light is red and there is no walk symbol, even though there are no cars in sight.

After witnessing on television the horrific scenes filmed by a camera atop a downtown Helsinki building - in which unwary pedestrians doing the above were tossed into the air by passing cars, I can only say it’s sensible behaviour to wait for the little green man. Your average city driver follows traffic lights, and usually stops for them, but tends to ignore pedestrians hovering at the sides of crossings. When there are no cars in sight, chances are the one just around the corner is making the most of the unusual lack of traffic and will hit you doing 60. It’s not about independence of spirit - it’s about staying in one piece.

13. Your notion of street life is reduced to the few teenagers hanging out in front of the railway station on Friday nights.

Again… it’s not quite that bad…there are lots of teenagers.

14. Sundays no longer seem dull with all the stores closed, and begin to feel restful instead.

See #9. Also take a trip to IKEA on a Sunday if you want excitement. Mind you, take a book - something like “War and Peace” - for the lines to get into the parking lot and out past the check-out. The only really dull day is Christmas Day (since Christmas is celebrated the evening before), but you can read all those nice brick-like biographies of former politicians that people bought you.

15. You finally stop asking your class “Are there any questions?”

A wise teacher will only ask this question seconds before the bell. This minimizes the awkward silence, and gives everyone a good feeling that they would have asked a question, but…

16. Your old habit of being “Fashionably late” is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.

Nyah… some of us are.

17. Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.

What’s sexual foreplay?
The Finns are not big in the body-language department. It’s that “polite reserve” thing again. There have been dozens of earnest studies of the Finns’ shortage of small-talk and touchy-feeliness. The upside of this shortage is that most Finns, gruff and bluff though they might be, are pretty honest. A lack of “daaahling” remarks and hand-kissing in the culture is matched by relatively little back-stabbing after you’ve gone.

18. You refuse to wear a hat, even in -30°C weather.

As with eating quiche, real men don’t wear hats. Crispy ears are a fashion statement. Seriously, however, anything below -10 tends to require long underwear and the regulation woolly hat or “pipo”.

19. You hear loud-talking passengers on the train. You immediately assume:
a. they are drunk
b. they are Swedish-speaking
c. they are Americans
d. all of the above.

Errrmmm… you always hear loud-talking passengers on trains these days. Just before they start to speak, you hear a loud peeping noise, probably vaguely reminiscent of Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”, though with the more modern machines you can programme in your own ringing-tone, so it might be Black Sabbath or Lynyrd Skynyrd or – patriotically – Darude or The Rasmus. When they speak, they say things like: “I’m on the train”, and “You are breaking up” (as the train enters a tunnel), and “What’s for dinner, love?” and other valuable bits of communication. They are not drunk, nor Swedish, nor American, but Finns through and through. Besides, this whole statement sucks. If you travel on the New York subway or the London tube, it’s not exactly the Tower of Babel there, either. It’s only the tourists who are talking; everyone else is minding their own business, reading or doing the crossword. Only when the train stops unexpectedly for a suitable length of time do people start talking to their neighbours. Further empirical studies are needed on the number of minutes’ stoppage that is required in different countries before I can buy this one.

20. You no longer look at sports pants as casual wear, but recognize them as almost formal wear.

Almost??

21. You have undergone a transformation:
a. you accept mustamakkara (Black blood sausage) as food
b. you accept alcohol as food
c. you accept.

The sausage in question is found mostly in Tampere. Fortunately, it does not travel widely, as it has no known natural predators, and if it got loose it could destroy the digestive system of the entire country. As it remains in Tampere, nobody really cares.

22. You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.

No, I don’t think I ever will understand that one… Finns are quite future-oriented at two particular times of the year. On the day after Midsummer (see above), they say “Well, it’s all downhill from now on” and prepare feverishly for winter, and similarly after December 21st they perk up and start thinking about Midsummer - ignoring the fact that they still have to get through January, February and March before the place becomes inhabitable again…

23. You no longer have to search for the flushing mechanism.

How dare you! Finnish toilets are the envy of the known world. The little bidet shower that you often get next to the loo ranks amongst the finest inventions of modern man - or woman - and its absence in countries such as the US is one more reason to be proud of our European heritage. The loss to the language of “Pull the chain” is a small price to pay for luxury commodes.

24. You no longer see any problem wearing white socks with loafers.

Nope. And at EUR 2.00 for three pairs from the local Esso, they’re a steal. Hey, you can even change them every week!

25. You just love Jaffa.

This carbonated orange beverage is supposed to be the panacea for upset tummies. I find it spoils a perfectly decent gin.

26. You’ve come to expect Sunday morning sidewalk vomit dodging.

The writer seems to have signally failed to grasp the cultural importance of this northern variant of hopscotch or “not walking on the lines”, as made famous by A.A. Milne.

27. You know that “religious holiday” means “let’s get pissed.”

I have long suspected this was the reason why so many religious holidays were moved from their correct mid-week position to the nearest Saturday. Now I know.

28. You enjoy salmiakki.

Salmiakki is - hmm, how can I break this to you gently? - salmiakki is sal ammoniac, and according to Chambers Dictionary of Science and Technology (a venerable edition from 1974), it is: “chloride of ammonia, which crystallizes in the cubic system. It is found as a white encrustation around volcanoes, as at Etna and Vesuvius. It is used in chemical analysis, in medicine, in dry batteries, as a soldering flux, and in textile printing”. Salmiakki is also the name given to a salty licorice candy containing this strange stuff, and is immensely popular among Finns, particularly when they are not in the country and therefore cannot get it. It even became a drinks fad almost as threatening to the nation as absinthe was to France, when mixed with vodka to make “salmiakkikossu”. Along with hard rye crispbreads and other delicacies, it is a staple of web-sites advertising Finnish goods for the poor souls who are no longer resident here. I have also heard that salmiakki is a by-product of one of the nastier bits of the pulp and paper industry, but this myth, delightful though it may be, is probably no worse than the thought that Finns of all ages are stuffing themselves silly with something that might better be used in a dry cell battery. You will never know until you have tried it.

29. You know that “Gents” is another term for sidewalk.

The City of Helsinki is somewhat concerned about two aspects of urban life at present, to wit the presence of “ladies of the night” in some districts, and the weakness of the Finnish bladder. A few years ago the old draconian rules about public alcohol consumption were relaxed, with the result that major street festivals - May Eve and the Helsinki Festival’s “Night of the Arts” are two that come to mind - became very liquid indeed, to the point of public urination in places where people shouldn’t. The city fathers have since then tried to curb both the hookers and the piss-artists, and the government introduced nationwide legislation on the subject of public drinking not so long ago. Even so, if you plan to be in Helsinki on May Eve, pack rubber boots.

30. You know that more than four channels means cable.

Yes, mate, and I know the Springsteen song, too - “Fifty-seven channels and nothing on”. Besides which, TV is yesterday’s thing - nearly everybody is tuning in to the Net instead. Apart from English soccer and the hardcore porn that kicks in on a couple of channels after midnight, most of the cable stuff is re-runs anyway, and it doesn’t come cheap. Digital TV is also coming in, which increases the choice for those without a satellite or cable connection.

31. When you’re hungry you can peel a boiled potato like lightning.

Many restaurants, even at the top end of the scale, still make a point of serving the boiled potatoes that are a part of the fish hors d’oeuvres table in their skins. This is not only in the summer, when new potatoes don’t really have any skins to mention, but also in the winter months, when they do. I imagine it’s a vitamins thing. Finns are very adept at removing the skins, having learnt the technique from birth. Other nationalities, unskilled in these niceties, look on in horror. “Let them eat French (Freedom) fries”, say I.

32. You’ve become lactose intolerant.

Milk is still drunk at the family dinner table, although beer, OJ, and even - gosh! - wine are making inroads on this custom.

33. You accept that 80°C in a sauna is chilly, but 20°C outside is freaking hot.

A teeeensy bit over the top… In truth, anything under 80°C is “a warm room” or a Swedish sauna. Outside of these two places, sauna is generally unrecognizable anyway and not worth the bother. And to qualify the outside temperatures, 1997,1999 and 2003 were all vintage summers, and it was in the high 20s (that’s over 80°F) for days and weeks on end. Nobody complained except the farmers, and they always complain anyway. Speaking personally, I think too much is made of the cold here. It’s all people ever think about the place. I can assure you I’ve never been as cold as on an English school playing-field. It’s not the cold that’ll get you, it’s the dark. November is for the real lovers of Finland. Anyone else with an ounce of sense gets out on October 31 and doesn’t return until the Christmas lights go on. By the time the really chilly stuff hits, there’s snow about and it seems lighter already. Houses are so well insulated that hypothermia is pretty much reserved for derelicts, but SAD (”seasonal affective disorder” - basically a lack of adequate sunlight) affects us all to some extent in the winter months.

34. You know how to fix herring in 105 different ways.

35. You eat herring in 105 ways.

Well, actually most of us do far more than that…we knit socks from herring, scrub our backs with herring in the shower, use herring-eyes as shirt buttons, sculpt herring into dainty household ornaments, grind up herring scales for use as an aphrodisiac, and fill our cars with herring liver oil. At the current price of gasoline, you know it makes sense. Again, this is all a bit passé. Herring is no longer such a staple. For one thing, it is conspicuously more expensive than chicken, pound for pound, and it’s a lot easier to order a pizza or Chinese. As Descartes said: “Cogito ergo dimsum” - I think, therefore I eat takeaway.

36. “No comment” becomes a conversation strategy.

We’ve done this one… Politicians use “No comment” out of old habits, believing they’d better check with the Soviet Embassy before they say anything. They reserve comments for their biographies (see above).

37. You can’t understand why people live anywhere but in Finland.

Well, you can’t really call it “living”, now can you? I mean they just “eke out an existence” elsewhere. And one good thing about this place (touch wood) is that with the sole exception of the summer mosquitoes, we don’t have many of the “Acts of God” that so often beset places that are warmer, more glamorous, and where the booze is cheap and plentiful. Which is nice.

8 comments to ‘Best of P05+37 Signs You’ve Been Here Too Long’

  1. ville@cncd.fi said,

    C’mon! Mikko wasn’t even around whole weekend :)

  2. Naeem said,

    A few people have emailed me to point out that the “Mikko” under “Best Organizer” may be Mikko Laajola, since Mikko Lindholm was not there the whole weekend.

    It’s true, a few votes I received were for “Mikko” without last name, so I presumed it was Mikko Lindholm.

    Stay tuned for chads, hanging ballots, and demands for recount by Al Gore.

    :-)

  3. ville@cncd.fi said,

    I demand that votes are balanced so that scandinavian votes count as 1,5, european votes 1,2 and other world and Nato countries 0,8 as they are propably been influenced by republican party and NSA!

  4. Naeem said,

    From: Jenni Valorinta

    hi naeem! i’m glad that you organised this voting :) and it was so nice to have you here.

    BEST PIXELACHE ORGANIZER WHOSE LAST NAME IS NOT HUUSKONEN: Mikko Lindholm
    RUNNER UP: Ville Hyvönen

    i think many people ment here mikko laajola, not mikko lindholm. mikko laajola was running around a lot and he was organising all the basic things during festival. mikko lindholm was on thursday evening at mbar, quickly visited suomenlinna friday evening and went to animation festival in louisiana early saturday morning ;) my idea is that many people got confused and didn’t know that there was 2 mikko. or they just loved this mikko lindholm so much that they really voted him. at least i like him also a lot ;) but still i think that they really were voting for mikko laajola. all the best to you!! hopefully we see somewhere soon :)

    *jen

  5. cecile said,

    stachel says: i think they call it “synergies”
    cecile says: exactly, now that was a very overused phrase/word !!

  6. Naeem said,

    In response to the 37 Signs You’ve been in Finland too long, I received this- a Finns take on Americans:
    http://www.peterelk.com/2005_04_01_peterelk_archive.html#111378018707234281

  7. DVJTJ » Runner-up best VJ performance at PixelACHE said,

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    RESPAM was voted runner-up for best VJ performance at PixelACHE here. for the performance with Peerspex at Club Umo, although […]

  8. jukka said,

    another one could be:
    You’ve learned to open a bottle of beer with
    A) Your teeth
    B) a lighter
    C)the edge of a table
    D) all of the above

    :)

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